How to Drive People Crazy at Work by Butchering Old Sayings (In A Fun Way!)
Have you ever heard someone mix up a common saying and it completely throws you off? It's like your brain trips over a crack in the sidewalk. Well, if you want a harmless, silly way to keep your coworkers on their toes, try "accidentally" messing up everyday idioms. This kind of humor is perfect for middle-aged moms on Facebook, but still simple enough for a sixth grader to understand. Plus, it works great in emails and text messages to family and friends. The goal isn't to be mean—it's to make people pause, blink twice, and wonder if they read or heard that correctly. Below is a list of 20 delightfully butchered sayings you can use whenever you feel like causing a tiny bit of chaos at work (or at home): "Salt in the womb" (Instead of salt in the wound) "That's a mute point" (Instead of moot point) "We'll burn that bridge when we get to it" (Instead of cross that bridge when we come to it) "I...